stars-and-spirals

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

omg so when I was like, eight or nine in primary school, we kind of got that ‘rubber’ was a naughty word in America? but we didn’t know what it meant and so the rumour spread that ‘rubber’ was another word for ‘vulva’ (uh, not that we knew that ‘vulva’ was the actual word for vulva at that age)

and like, there were months of people being like “hey, where’s your rubber?”

"ew gross, it’s up her skirt you perve"

which led to our whole class adopting the word “eraser” so that nobody would think we wanted to rub a vulva on our maths homework

and even to this day I feel a bit embarrassed when I ask for somebody’s rubber

poppunkvampire

poppunkvampire:

poppunkvampire:

"I’m nonbinary but some of my best friends are radscum" is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard, and that includes "someone ate the rest your fries"

for reference this is what happened last time someone ate the rest of my fries (I look like I’m smiling but I’m just chuckling at the cat)

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I am sorry for your fries but your shirt is excellent and actually your whole look is strong as per usual